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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby General Grievous on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:15 pm

C'mon. This forum thread used to be hilarious. Where are the Haikusters?
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Neon on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:17 pm

i got so lazy
poetic genius is
really effortful
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby General Grievous on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:19 pm

Nice Neon. A for effort and all, but your middle line has six syllables.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Neon on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:09 pm

i say po-et-tic ge-ni-US, and i'm supposing you don't?
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby the mystical one on Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:04 pm

Probably says "jean yuhss"

Dictionary.com agrees that it is two syllables. Guess the.. diphthong? Counts as only one syllable. I'm a little rusty on my word lore.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Maiden of Malice on Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:33 am

Should replies not be
In lines of five-seven-five?
Else tis not haiku... :whistles:
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Eliim on Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:31 am

Though that is the rule,
definition of Haiku
is quite something else.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Maiden of Malice on Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:04 pm

stalking some fairies
was I. Netted one with glee
Here dragon, dragon...

Ol' Red was waiting
In a bad temper was he
Flaming breath times two
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby General Grievous on Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:33 am

Christmas time is here,
happiness and cheer, the kids'
fav'rite time of year.

With creative license from It's Christmas Time Charlie Brown.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Mischief T. Maker on Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:47 pm

Ever more dreadful
From wanderings I've returned
To teach what was learned
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.


from "Kubla Khan or A Vision in a Dream" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Dazhbog on Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:00 am

Coffee I imbibe.
Please, sir, can I have some more?
I'm not yet alert.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Valkyrie on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:48 pm

Hanging out on six,
Watching others pass me by.
Dude, I need a kill.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby General Grievous on Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:40 pm

Malice, oh Malice!
For truth and honor I swear,
You will be mine, yes.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Maiden of Malice on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:35 am

aha Grievous knight!
back from hiatus, I see...
No dragon hunting?
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Eliim on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:24 pm

Time to play some games.
Forum threads too serious.
Time to lighten up.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Walker on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:41 pm

You like playing games
and spamming lots of posts
thread necromancer
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Eliim on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:44 pm

Your second line failed.
It needs two more syllables.
Try your luck again.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Walker on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:51 pm

I apologize sir
I'd followed the post above
I've edited it
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Eliim on Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:32 pm

Take one step forward
and then two back, so it seems.
You ALMOST have it.
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Re: Nuklear Haiku

Postby Bobaloo on Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:44 pm

What? OMFG!
ROTMFFL
Oh, well. FML
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