1. (K)illing a lot of woodland creatures.
2. Always attack other players from on the same level, avoid being +1/-1 level.
3. Avoid the tower rescue sequence; There is no time for love, there are foul beats to slay.
4. Ask Seth to sing before flirting, you know, to set the mood.
5. No JENNIE codes.
6. Play with the dwarf, the guy could obviously use a friend.
7. Brandish your weapon dramatically before every fight. You're the protagonist, start acting like it.
8. Grizelda needs loving, too.
9. Take the old man to the inn, every time. It's called respect, whippersnappers.
10. Instead of (F)orest (S)earch (A)ttack, try (F)orest (S)earch (T)alk. Dragons are people, too.










