The Daily Happenings....
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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-REBEL- has DIVORCED Seth Able because he refused to do
any housework! It is "womans work" was his reply!
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Lecher has killed HorseLord in self defence!
epeli has killed Fruit Salad!
"Roasted, Toasted, and Burned to a crisp!," laughs Lecher.
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"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Fruit Salad.
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epeli has killed Arrowheart!
Arrowheart cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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epeli has killed Lecher!
Lecher cries bitterly. "epeli must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
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Frydo has killed Jiggletits!
"Next time Jiggletits, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Frydo says seriously.
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Warhorse Got laid by Violet!
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epeli has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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TinMan has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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TinMan got laid by epeli!
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epeli got laid by TinMan!
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Violet has MARRIED epeli!!!!!
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Vansamoar has killed Paul McCartney!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Paul McCartney.
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Vansamoar has killed Metafives!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Vansamoar informs Metafives.
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The Red Dragon has killed Vansamoar!
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Frydo has killed Warhorse!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Frydo!,"
Warhorse mutters.
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CircusBoy has killed TinMan in self defence!
"WHY ME?" TinMan wonders in desparation.
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Firewater got laid by Josie!
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Firewater has killed Pilgrim!
Pilgrim cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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epeli has killed Varplyer!
Firewater has killed Varplyer!
"Next time Varplyer, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Firewater says seriously.
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"Next time Varplyer, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
epeli says seriously.
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Firewater has killed Maebros!
"Next time Maebros, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Firewater says seriously.
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CircusBoy has killed epeli in self defence!
"You have no chance to survive make, er.. nah, forget it.", CircusBoy states.
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The Red Dragon has killed Firewater!
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Frydo has killed Wacko!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Frydo informs Wacko.
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Stev0 has killed Zahmorri in self defence!
"Again, I say... that sucked. " Zahmorri declares sadly.
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Fruit Salad has killed Doppleganger!
"You will have no children!," curses Doppleganger with relish.
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Fruit Salad has killed Stev0!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Stev0.
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Kooby has killed Ben Richards in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Kooby," utters Ben Richards.
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Baron Greenback got laid by Dessalvara!
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Baron Greenback has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like ShadowStormWarrior best me?," Baron Greenback
wonders aloud.
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Clotty has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"How many of you Gorma The Leper's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Clotty ponders.
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Malim has killed Kiwi!
"You, Malim, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
Kiwi.
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Fruit Salad has killed Malim in self defence!
"Ack! I feel as if caught in a pants-down situation!," exclaims Malim.
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Sphynx has killed StreetMeatSteve!
"GRNOG BASH StreetMeatSteve! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Wazzie has killed Sphynx in self defence!
"Hmm. I do believe I lost this one, old chap." Sphynx concedes.
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Jack_L has killed Fruit Salad!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..." notes Fruit Salad.
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Banana Joe got laid by sasha!
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Banana Joe has beaten Aladdin!
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Banana Joe walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Wart got laid by ChiliCat!
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Jack_L has killed Verloren!
Verloren's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Wart has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Jack_L has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Banana Joe has killed Chevota in self defence!
"They attacked while I was taking a leak!" Chevota cries.
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Wart has beaten Halder!
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The Red Dragon got laid by Killer!
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The Red Dragon has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states The Red Dragon.
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Livia got laid by Otto!
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Seth Able calls Livia a slut!
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Livia has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Livia has killed Demonwalker!
Livia kicks Demonwalker one more time for good measure.
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Livia has killed Banana Joe!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Livia in delight.
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Livia has killed Wart!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Wart realizes.
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Einherjar went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Einherjar has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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