The Daily Happenings....
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A group of children did not return from a nature walk today.
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Lucian has killed Priestess!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Lucian,"
Priestess rebukes.
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Durantula got laid by Ugly Duckling!
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Durantula got laid by Pestilencia!
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Lucian has killed MoonDogg!
"In the name of St. Grievous I SMITE thee!!!," shouts Lucian.
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Durantula has killed Redhands!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Durantula.
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Durantula has killed MrVadal!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Durantula promises.
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Lucian has killed Frizlady!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Lucian in delight.
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SweetCee was called a whore by Seth Able!
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eggwhite got laid by Roofus!
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eggwhite got laid by WoollyLamb!
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SweetCee has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
Mr. T pities dat SweetCee sucka.
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Durantula got laid by Lucian!
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Dan got laid by Harry!
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Lucian has killed eggwhite in self defence!
"I hope Valhalla's got room for worthy failures today," eggwhite muses.
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Dan has killed Lucian!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Lucian realizes.
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CocaCola Got laid by Violet!
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The Red Dragon has killed Durantula!
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CocaCola has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Maygritte got laid by CocaCola!
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Maygritte got laid by CocaCola!
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The Red Dragon has killed CocaCola!
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Carnac~ has killed Roofus in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Carnac~," utters Roofus.
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Maygritte has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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MUSTARD TIGER has killed MrVadal in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, MUSTARD TIGER," utters MrVadal.
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Maygritte has beaten Halder!
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Tappaja has killed Dan!
Dan's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Tappaja has beaten Sparhawk!
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Tappaja has killed Harry!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Tappaja.
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Goose got seriously snubbed by Tappaja!
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The Red Dragon has killed Tricky Knight!
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Tappaja has killed Dangermouse!
Tappaja does a little dance over Dangermouse's grave.
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Keu got laid by Mathazar!
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DigitalRain has beaten Sparhawk!
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DigitalRain has killed Zillah!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," DigitalRain promises.
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Keu has killed Zillah!
"Next time Zillah, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Keu says seriously.
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Keu has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Carnac~ has killed DigitalRain in self defence!
"Roasted, Toasted, and Burned to a crisp!," laughs Carnac~.
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Goose has killed Tappaja!
"Goose must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
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Keu has killed Goose!
Goose's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Carnac~ has killed Keu in self defence!
"IT WAS LAG, I SWEAR IT WAS!" Keu laments.
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exitzero got laid by Pink dragon!
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Niroe got laid by Maverick!
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Niroe got laid by Uparapa!
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The Red Dragon has killed exitzero!
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The Red Dragon has killed GoBackToRed!
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Decr has killed MUSTARD TIGER!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears MUSTARD TIGER.
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Decr has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Decr has beaten Halder!
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RiojaCrianza got laid by Bhutski!
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RiojaCrianza got laid by Dangermouse!
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JohnBoner has killed Niroe!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," JohnBoner warns.
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JohnBoner has beaten Aladdin!
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JohnBoner has beaten Prince Caspian!
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JohnBoner has beaten Gandalf!
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Adrielle went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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The Red Dragon has killed RiojaCrianza!
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Adrielle got laid by Reckless!
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Adrielle has killed Decr!
"Next time Decr, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Adrielle says seriously.
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Adrielle has killed JohnBoner!
"Adrielle must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
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Adrielle has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Adrielle has beaten Gandalf!
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Victoryzine has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"How many of you Cyclops Warrior's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Victoryzine ponders.
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Hitch has killed Onslaught!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Hitch,"
Onslaught rebukes.
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Hitch has killed Adrielle!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Hitch,"
Adrielle rebukes.
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Doppleganger got laid by Filly!
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Doppleganger Got laid by Violet!
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Sparhawk has been killed by Massive Dinosaur!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Sparhawk moans pitifully.
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SirChopsalot has killed Hitch!
"*scoff* The NERVE!" Hitch screams.
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SirChopsalot has beaten Aladdin!
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SirChopsalot has beaten Prince Caspian!
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SirChopsalot has beaten Gandalf!
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Lord Palomar got laid by Lady Anna!
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Lord Palomar has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
The banker is already looking for Lord Palomar's next of kin.
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Rozel got laid by Frizlady!
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Ravioli has killed SirChopsalot!
"Buwahahah." Ravioli screams.
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The Red Dragon has killed Ravioli!
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Adrielle got seriously snubbed by Cron!
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Filly went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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The Red Dragon has killed Cron!
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Filly got laid by Doppleganger!
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Rostov has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Rostov has beaten Halder!
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Darkstar has killed SheDevil!
"Wow, I'm screwed," SheDevil realizes.
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Darkstar has killed Doppleganger!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..." notes Doppleganger.
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Filly has killed Darkstar in self defence!
Filly grins. "My LORD-Fu is the greatest in the land."
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Pink dragon got laid by exitzero!
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Pink dragon has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Pink dragon has beaten Halder!
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Pernicious got laid by Mudshake!
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Pernicious has killed Filly!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Pernicious in delight.
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The Red Dragon has killed Pernicious!
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Lady Anna got laid by Lord Palomar!
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Lady Anna has killed MoonDogg!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Lady Anna warns.
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Lady Anna has beaten Sparhawk!
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Lady Anna has killed Rozel!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Rozel.
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The Red Dragon has killed FlatFour!
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The Red Dragon has killed Maverick!
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M@ck has killed Lady Anna!
M@ck laughs.
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M@ck has killed DaemnKnght!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks DaemnKnght.
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M@ck has beaten Sparhawk!
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The Red Dragon has killed HorseLord!
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Carnac~ got laid by StankyVaj!
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Reckless got laid by Adrielle!
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M@ck has killed Reckless in self defence!
"I hope Valhalla's got room for worthy failures today," Reckless muses.
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Lynt has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Lynt in dismay.
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Voro has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"You have not seen the last of me, Sweet Looking Little Girl!," Voro threatens.
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The Red Dragon has killed MUSTARD TIGER!
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OrionSlaveGirl has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," OrionSlaveGirl roars.
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AMERICA got laid by ...!
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AMERICA has been killed by Scallian Rap!
Scallian Rap carefully burys AMERICA.
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The Red Dragon has killed Mudshake!
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Jade Jewelrose has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Jade Jewelrose shouts.
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Analog Kid has killed M@ck in self defence!
"IT WAS LAG, I SWEAR IT WAS!" M@ck laments.
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Uparapa got laid by Niroe!
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Uparapa has killed Mathazar!
Mathazar's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Uparapa has beaten Aladdin!
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Tjknight has beaten Barak!
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WoollyLamb got laid by Pernicious!
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Faidros Got laid by Violet!
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The Red Dragon has killed WoollyLamb!
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Faidros has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Faidros walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Faidros has beaten Halder!
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Ugly Duckling got laid by Keu!
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Ugly Duckling got laid by Tappaja!
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Ugly Duckling got laid by Tappaja!
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Analog Kid has killed Ugly Duckling in self defence!
"Ack! I feel as if caught in a pants-down situation!," exclaims Ugly Duckling.
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Tappaja got laid by Faidros!
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FastLongbubbles has killed Faidros!
"For Ned Stark!!!!!!!!!" screams FastLongbubbles in anger.
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Marcelo has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"This was some strange circumcising, I must admit," Marcelo informs.
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Harry got laid by Dan!
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Harry has killed Uparapa!
"In the name of St. Grievous I SMITE thee!!!," shouts Harry.
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Aurora has been killed by Mountain!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Aurora roars.
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Apallo has killed Ingvar!
Apallo kicks Ingvar one more time for good measure.
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Carnac~ has killed Your mother in self defence!
Eowyn got laid by King Crimson!
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Eowyn has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"You got lucky, Sheena The Shapechanger!," Eowyn declares.
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Pestilencia got laid by Durantula!
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Pestilencia got laid by Keu!
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ill Neal has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, ShadowStormWarrior," ill Neal admits.
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RugSnuggler has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Earth Shaker devours RugSnuggler raw.
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Pestilencia has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Pestilencia has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
Bran The Warrior carefully burys Pestilencia.
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