The Daily Happenings....
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  A small girl was missing today.
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  Azilirith has killed Silent But Deadly!
  "My goodness.  I do believe I'm dead." Silent But Deadly realizes.
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  Azilirith has beaten Olodrin!
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  exitzero got laid by Pink dragon!
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  exitzero has killed GoBackToRed!
  "Wow, I'm screwed," GoBackToRed realizes.
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  exitzero has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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  exitzero has killed Dead Bodies!
  "You're a loser.  You will always be a loser," exitzero informs Dead Bodies.
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  Decr has killed Tj knight!
  "If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Decr!,"
  Tj knight mutters.
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  Maygritte has been killed by Apeman!
  "I feel ill," elucidates Maygritte.
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  Roofus has been killed by King Vidion!
  "Ack!  I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
  Roofus admits.
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  Decr has killed exitzero!
  Decr laughs.
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  Decr has killed Marcelo!
  "I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Marcelo,"
  laughs Decr.
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  Zillah has killed oCto!
  "Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks oCto.
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  Zillah has beaten Olodrin!
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  Azilirith has killed Zillah in self defence!
  Azilirith grins.  "My LORD-Fu is the greatest in the land."
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  MrVadal has beaten Sparhawk!
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  MrVadal has killed KoRnholio!
  "GRNOG BASH KoRnholio! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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  MrVadal has killed UhU!
  UhU's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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  Slush has killed MrVadal!
  Slush laughs.
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  Decr has killed Slush in self defence!
  "Um..Decr old pal...Since when were you stronger then me?,"
  Slush inquires.
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  Adrielle got laid by Reckless!
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  Adrielle got laid by GOOD IDEAS!
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  Adrielle has killed Decr!
  "I wish I'd never been born!," rants Decr.
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  Adrielle has killed Crikster!
  "If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Adrielle!,"
  Crikster mutters.
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  Niroe got laid by Uparapa!
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  Niroe got laid by Roofus!
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  Niroe has beaten Sparhawk!
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  Dangermouse has beaten Prince Caspian!
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  HorseLord has killed Adrielle!
  "Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..." notes Adrielle.
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  RiojaCrianza got laid by Dangermouse!
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  Dangermouse got seriously snubbed by RiojaCrianza!
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  HorseLord has killed Niroe!
  "At least I have honor, something you cannot say, HorseLord,"
  Niroe rebukes.
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  Dangermouse has killed HorseLord in self defence!
  "Um..Dangermouse old pal...Since when were you stronger then me?,"
  HorseLord inquires.
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  JohnBoner has killed Dangermouse!
  "Buwahahah." JohnBoner screams.
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  JohnBoner has killed RiojaCrianza!
  "I wish I'd never been born!," rants RiojaCrianza.
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  May has beaten Aladdin!
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  May has killed JohnBoner!
  "*scoff* The NERVE!" JohnBoner screams.
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  May  was called a whore by Seth Able!
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  Reckless got laid by Adrielle!
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  Reckless has killed May!
  "My goodness.  I do believe I'm dead." May realizes.
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  Klayne has killed Azilirith!
  Klayne does a little dance over Azilirith's grave.
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  Klayne has killed OrionSlaveGirl!
  "You have NO right to that, Klayne!," OrionSlaveGirl whines.
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  Tappaja gives birth to a girl!  Her name is Killer baby.
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  Tappaja has killed Reckless!
  "At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Tappaja,"
  Reckless rebukes.
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  Tappaja has killed SheDevil!
  "Oh my God!  I'm covered in blood!," gasps SheDevil.
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  Carnac~ got laid by StankyVaj!
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  Filly got laid by Doppleganger!
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  Carnac~ has killed Klayne!
  "You, Carnac~, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
  Klayne.
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  Carnac~ has killed Tappaja!
  "I thought you were my friend!" Tappaja cries bitterly.  
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  Carnac~ has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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  Bob Ross has beaten Sparhawk!
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  Bob Ross has killed Carnac~!
  "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Bob Ross in delight.
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  Bob Ross has been killed by Emporer Len!
  "You got lucky, Emporer Len!," Bob Ross declares.
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  Polyphon has killed Filly!
  "Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Polyphon states, while dancing around.
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  Polyphon has been killed by Goliath!
  "How the hell did you do that?!," Polyphon shouts.
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