The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
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Transience has killed Polyphon!
Polyphon cries bitterly.
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Durantula got laid by Ugly Duckling!
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Durantula got laid by Pestilencia!
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The Red Dragon has killed Durantula!
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Transience has killed Curby!
"You have NO right to that, Transience!," Curby whines.
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M@ck has killed Your mother!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Your mother.
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M@ck has killed Transience!
"I thought you were my friend!" Transience cries bitterly.
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M@ck has beaten Aladdin!
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M@ck has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Maygritte has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Earth Shaker carefully burys Maygritte.
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Harry has killed Douglas!
"Buwahahah." Harry screams.
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Carnac~ has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Carnac~.
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Decr has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"You have not seen the last of me, Earth Shaker!," Decr threatens.
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CocaCola has killed Harry!
eggwhite got laid by WoollyLamb!
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eggwhite has killed M@ck!
M@ck sobs uncontrollably.
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"I'm Just wild about harry!" laughs CocaCola.
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CocaCola Announces:
... and she's just wild about, can not do without she's just wild about me!
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CocaCola has beaten Gandalf!
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eggwhite got laid by Seth Able!
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CocaCola has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Marcelo got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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GOOD IDEAS has killed eggwhite!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, GOOD IDEAS!,"
eggwhite mutters.
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The Red Dragon has killed GOOD IDEAS!
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CocaCola Announces:
I haven't got a prayer!
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Marcelo has killed Analog Kid!
The Red Dragon has killed CocaCola!
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"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Marcelo states, while dancing around.
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exitzero got laid by Pink dragon!
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exitzero has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed exitzero!
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The Red Dragon has killed JohnBoner!
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oCto has killed Majikthise!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," oCto yells.
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Marcelo has killed oCto in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls oCto in agony.
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GoBackToRed has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," GoBackToRed screams.
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Niroe got laid by Uparapa!
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Niroe has beaten Aladdin!
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Niroe has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Niroe roars.
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Ugly Duckling has been killed by Ables Creature!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Ables Creature !," Ugly Duckling screams.
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Doppleganger got laid by Filly!
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Doppleganger has beaten Sparhawk!
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Doppleganger has killed Marcelo!
"You have NO right to that, Doppleganger!," Marcelo whines.
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Lynt walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Lynt has killed Doppleganger!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Lynt warns.
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Lynt has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Lynt has killed Victoryzine in self defence!
"You have no chance to survive make, er.. nah, forget it.", Lynt states.
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The Red Dragon has killed Keu!
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Rozel got laid by Frizlady!
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Rozel has killed Lynt!
Rozel laughs.
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Lady Anna has killed Rozel!
"Rozel is a girlie-man!" taunts Lady Anna.
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OrionSlaveGirl got laid by Tj knight!
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OrionSlaveGirl has beaten Sparhawk!
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OrionSlaveGirl was called a whore by Seth Able!
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... has killed OrionSlaveGirl!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs ....
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... has killed Lady Anna!
"You will have no children!," curses Lady Anna with relish.
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Darkstar has killed ...!
...'s ashen white face is mud splattered.
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WoollyLamb got laid by eggwhite!
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WoollyLamb has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains WoollyLamb.
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RiojaCrianza has killed Darkstar!
"GRNOG BASH Darkstar! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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ThE ChIM has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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RiojaCrianza has killed ThE ChIM!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," RiojaCrianza promises.
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Cron has killed RiojaCrianza!
"Buwahahah." Cron screams.
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Cron has beaten Aladdin!
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Cron has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Cron has beaten Gandalf!
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Cron has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Cron!
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Frizlady got laid by Rozel!
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The Red Dragon has killed Frizlady!
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Tappaja has killed Zillah!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Tappaja yells.
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Filly got laid by Doppleganger!
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Puck has killed Filly!
Filly's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Ugly Duckling got seriously snubbed by Impact!
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Impact has killed Puck!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!," Puck shouts savagely.
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Eowyn got laid by King Crimson!
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The Red Dragon has killed Tricky Knight!
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Impact Announces:
Eowyn has killed Your mother!
Eowyn does a little dance over Your mother's grave.
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best of luck eowyn and ill neil with grabbing my exp ... ! :)
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Eowyn has killed ill Neal in self defence!
Faidros got laid by Tappaja!
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"i'm dead." curses ill Neal.
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Azilirith has beaten Aladdin!
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Azilirith has killed Eowyn!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Azilirith.
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Azilirith has killed Faidros!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Azilirith yells.
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Azilirith has killed Impact!
"In the name of St. Grievous I SMITE thee!!!," shouts Azilirith.
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Azilirith has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Azilirith has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains Azilirith.
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Dan got laid by Harry!
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Dan has killed DrNo918!
"DrNo918 is a girlie-man!" taunts Dan.
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Pernicious has killed Dan!
Pernicious laughs.
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AMERICA got laid by ...!
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AMERICA has killed Pernicious!
"WILL SMITH MIAMI" AMERICA declares sadly.
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AMERICA has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Aurora got laid by Seth Able!
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MUSTARD TIGER has killed AMERICA!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries MUSTARD TIGER in delight.
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Aurora has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains Aurora.
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Bhutski got laid by Durantula!
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Bhutski has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Bhutski has killed MUSTARD TIGER!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Bhutski in delight.
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Voro has been killed by King Vidion!
The banker is already looking for Voro's next of kin.
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Maverick got laid by Bomania!
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Maverick has beaten Aladdin!
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Maverick has killed Bhutski!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Bhutski.
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King Crimson got laid by Eowyn!
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King Crimson has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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King Crimson has killed Maverick!
Maverick's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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