The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Violet has PMS! MntlWard is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Koros has killed Merl!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Koros,"
Merl rebukes.
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MntlWard has beaten Aragorn!
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Janky has killed Mad Cow!
Marlo got laid by ButtPirate!
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Mad Cow sobs uncontrollably.
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Janky has killed Zestra!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!," Zestra shouts savagely.
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Archis has killed Lateksi!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land." states Archis.
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Janky has killed Lateksi!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Lateksi realizes.
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Archis has beaten Aladdin!
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Scwebd has killed Archis in self defence!
"IT WAS LAG, I SWEAR IT WAS!" Archis laments.
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Marlo walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Koros has killed MntlWard!
Koros laughs.
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Marlo has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Janky has killed Scwebd!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Scwebd.
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Snatcher has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Corinthian Giant best me?," Snatcher
wonders aloud.
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Marlo has beaten Halder!
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Koros has beaten Sandtiger!
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falknhayn has beaten Aladdin!
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falknhayn has killed Janky!
"Your time will come, falknhayn, I swear!" Janky cries.
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The Red Dragon has killed louisfemme!
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HypoPhysis got laid by falknhayn!
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Dazhbog has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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HypoPhysis got laid by Dazhbog!
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HypoPhysis has killed falknhayn!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," HypoPhysis informs falknhayn.
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HypoPhysis has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"You have not seen the last of me, Earth Shaker!," HypoPhysis threatens.
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Dazhbog has beaten Halder!
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Dr. Sheepenstein has beaten Aragorn!
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Dr. Sheepenstein has killed Koros!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Koros says tearfully.
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Dr. Sheepenstein has beaten Olodrin!
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Dr. Sheepenstein has beaten Sandtiger!
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NOIZ has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"Ack! I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
NOIZ admits.
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Xavier has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Xavier has beaten Halder!
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Capp has killed N3cr0!
"You will have no children!," curses N3cr0 with relish.
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Legend has beaten Halder!
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RedPhantom has killed Legend!
"Wow, I'm screwed," Legend realizes.
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RedPhantom has beaten Halder!
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RedPhantom has beaten Barak!
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Lateksi went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Lateksi got laid by Xavier!
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Lateksi got laid by Xavier!
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Lateksi got laid by Tohwis!
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Lateksi got laid by HypoPhysis!
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Xavier got seriously snubbed by Lateksi!
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Lateksi got laid by Xavier!
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Lateksi has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Lateksi screams.
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Logos has killed Neon!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Logos,"
Neon rebukes.
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Logos has beaten Olodrin!
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Mir got laid by Silver Girl!
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Mir has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Mir!
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DeCoDe has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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DeCoDe has beaten Halder!
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DeCoDe has killed RedPhantom!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks RedPhantom.
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DeCoDe has beaten Barak!
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DeCoDe has killed Nysander!
Nysander cries bitterly. "DeCoDe must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
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Alumin has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Bran The Warrior," Alumin admits.
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KiLLeR has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"You have not seen the last of me, ShadowStormWarrior!," KiLLeR threatens.
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Tossidin got laid by Galadriel!
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Tossidin has killed DeCoDe!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!," DeCoDe shouts savagely.
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Tossidin has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Galadriel got laid by Snatcher!
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Galadriel got laid by Snatcher!
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Tossidin got seriously snubbed by Galadriel!
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Tossidin got laid by Galadriel!
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Tossidin has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"Killed by Bran The Warrior. I am disgraced," grieves Tossidin.
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Galadriel has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
ShadowStormWarrior devours Galadriel raw.
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