The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Commonest Fool got laid by Epoch!
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Saxypad has killed Cathia!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land." states Saxypad.
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Saxypad has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Saxypad screams.
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The Red Dragon has killed Commonest Fool!
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Condor got laid by Smiling Bunny!
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The Red Dragon has killed Condor!
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Fearchar has killed Fight Fightman in self defence!
"I've been SMITED in the name of St. Grievous!!!," screams Fearchar.
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Snatcher got laid by Mercury!
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Snatcher Got laid by Violet!
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Soppis got laid by IronMan!
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Soppis has killed Snatcher in an Online Duel!
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The Red Dragon has killed Soppis!
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The Red Dragon has killed Alyus!
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Rancid has beaten Olodrin!
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KAIROS has beaten Barak!
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Mrbillsbad4u got laid by Firefly!
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Mrbillsbad4u has killed KAIROS!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Mrbillsbad4u in delight.
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Windup Bird has killed Mrbillsbad4u in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Mrbillsbad4u roars in frustration.
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GriMM has beaten Aragorn!
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The Red Dragon has killed Sir FineButtocks!
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November has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
November in dismay.
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DragonSlayer has killed Fan!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Fan realizes.
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The Red Dragon has killed DragonSlayer!
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Garwulf the Skald has beaten Halder!
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Garwulf the Skald has beaten Barak!
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Smiling Bunny got laid by Condor!
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Smiling Bunny has killed Sir Hitme!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Smiling Bunny,"
Sir Hitme rebukes.
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Smiling Bunny got laid by Seth Able!
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The Red Dragon has killed Bluto!
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Windup Bird has beaten Gandalf!
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Windup Bird has been killed by Madman!
"How many of you Madman's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Windup Bird ponders.
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AodanMcCullough has been killed by Mountain!
AodanMcCullough's entrails are littering the forest.
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Nsr has killed Smiling Bunny!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Smiling Bunny.
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Nsr has killed Southcan!
"Wow, I'm screwed," Southcan realizes.
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Nsr has killed Fearchar!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Fearchar.
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Epoch got laid by Commonest Fool!
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Epoch has killed Nsr!
Nsr cries bitterly.
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Ged has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Killed by Corinthian Giant. I am disgraced," grieves Ged.
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Mercury got laid by Snatcher!
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The Red Dragon has killed Mercury!
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The Red Dragon has killed Locke!
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Trevanian Got laid by Violet!
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Sardonyx walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Sardonyx has killed Trevanian!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Sardonyx!,"
Trevanian mutters.
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Sardonyx has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Stryder Got laid by Violet!
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Firefly got laid by Sardonyx!
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Firefly got laid by Mrbillsbad4u!
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The Red Dragon has killed Firefly!
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Bgdaddy0205 has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Bgdaddy0205 screams.
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Hap has killed Epoch!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Epoch.
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Hap has beaten Aladdin!
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Hap has killed Sardonyx!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Sardonyx.
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Hap has killed Stryder!
"Buwahahah." Hap screams.
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