The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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Big Al got laid by Jennifer!
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Big Al has killed OllieG!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Big Al states, while dancing around.
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Southcan has killed Big Al!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Big Al.
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Condor has killed Southcan!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Southcan.
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FlyDragon has killed Condor in self defence!
FlyDragon grins. "My LORD-Fu is the greatest in the land."
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Locke has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"Killed by Scallian Rap. I am disgraced," grieves Locke.
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Fearchar has killed GAK!!
"Now that was a real GAK attack! (Sorry...)" laughs Fearchar.
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Jennifer got laid by Stryder!
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Jennifer got laid by Condor!
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Commonest Fool got laid by Epoch!
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Commonest Fool walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Commonest Fool has beaten Aladdin!
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Commonest Fool has killed FlyDragon!
FlyDragon sobs uncontrollably.
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Mulkson got laid by KAIROS!
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Mulkson got laid by IronMan!
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Mulkson has killed Commonest Fool!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..." notes Commonest Fool.
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Mulkson has killed Jennifer!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land." states Mulkson.
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Epoch got laid by Commonest Fool!
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Mulkson has killed Epoch!
Mulkson laughs.
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IronMan got laid by Mulkson!
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IronMan has killed Mulkson!
Mulkson sobs uncontrollably.
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Indara has killed Mrbillsbad4u in an Online Duel!
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Indara has beaten Aladdin!
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Indara has killed IronMan!
"Wow, I'm screwed," IronMan realizes.
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Sir FineButtocks has killed Indara!
"Next time Indara, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Sir FineButtocks says seriously.
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Saxypad has killed Sir FineButtocks!
Saxypad laughs.
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Saxypad has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Mercury got laid by Hildebrand!
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Mercury got laid by Sir FineButtocks!
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Mercury has killed Fearchar!
"Next time Fearchar, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Mercury says seriously.
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Bluto has killed Mercury!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Mercury.
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Bluto has killed Saxypad!
Saxypad's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Bluto has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Rancid has killed GAK! in an Online Duel!
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Rancid has killed November!
Rancid sticks November's head on a stick for all to see.
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Bluto has killed Rancid in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Rancid in agony.
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Firefly got laid by Mrbillsbad4u!
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Firefly got laid by Mrbillsbad4u!
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Firefly has beaten Sparhawk!
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Bgdaddy0205 has killed Bluto!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Bgdaddy0205 informs Bluto.
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Ged has been killed by King Vidion!
King Vidion carefully burys Ged.
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Trevanian has beaten Aragorn!
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Trevanian has killed Nsr!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Nsr.
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Firefly has killed Windup Bird in self defence!
Mulkson got laid by IronMan!
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Snatcher has been killed by King Vidion!
King Vidion devours Snatcher raw.
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Trevanian has killed Nsr in self defence!
"Ack! I feel as if caught in a pants-down situation!," exclaims Nsr.
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Stryder has killed May!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals May.
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Hap got laid by DecoDe!
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Hap has killed Bgdaddy0205!
Hap sticks Bgdaddy0205's head on a stick for all to see.
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Hap has killed Firefly!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Hap promises.
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Sardonyx has been killed by King Vidion!
Sardonyx's entrails are littering the forest.
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