The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Commonest Fool got laid by Epoch!
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Sardonyx got seriously snubbed by Epoch!
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Epoch got laid by Commonest Fool!
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Epoch has killed DecoDe!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Epoch yells.
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Epoch has killed Big Al!
Epoch kicks Big Al one more time for good measure.
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Epoch has killed Longbow!
"You, Epoch, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
Longbow.
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Commonest Fool has been killed by Black Warlock!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Commonest Fool challenges.
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Epoch has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Mr. T pities dat Epoch sucka.
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Condor has killed Cathia!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Cathia.
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Alyus has killed Condor!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Condor realizes.
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Alyus has killed Fearchar!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Alyus warns.
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Alyus has killed Whitewalker!
"GRNOG BASH Whitewalker! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Smiling Bunny has killed Trevanian!
"*scoff* The NERVE!" Trevanian screams.
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KAIROS got seriously snubbed by Jennifer!
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Jennifer got laid by Condor!
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Jennifer has killed Locke!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Jennifer informs Locke.
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Jennifer has killed Smiling Bunny!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Jennifer promises.
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Mulkson got laid by IronMan!
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Mulkson was called a whore by Seth Able!
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Mulkson has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Mutated Black Widow best me?,"
Mulkson wonders aloud.
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AodanMcCullough has been killed by King Vidion!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like King Vidion best me?,"
AodanMcCullough wonders aloud.
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Sir FineButtocks has killed Alyus!
"Alyus is a girlie-man!" taunts Sir FineButtocks.
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Sir FineButtocks has killed Jennifer!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Jennifer realizes.
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DecoDe has beaten Aladdin!
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DecoDe has killed Sir FineButtocks!
"Your time will come, DecoDe, I swear!" Sir FineButtocks cries.
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DecoDe has beaten Prince Caspian!
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DecoDe has beaten Gandalf!
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DecoDe has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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DecoDe has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears DecoDe.
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Mrbillsbad4u has been killed by King Vidion!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Mrbillsbad4u roars.
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Bluto has killed Bgdaddy0205!
Bgdaddy0205's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Bluto has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"How many of you Scallian Rap's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Bluto ponders.
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Mercury got laid by Sir FineButtocks!
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Mercury has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Southcan has been killed by King Vidion!
King Vidion devours Southcan raw.
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